December 2010
137 posts
For Christmas
I got two flashlights, an ugly hat, a “solar powered rainbow maker,” and a small solar powered radio. You know we don’t really see the sun very much in Seattle, right? Is that what the flashlights are for? To power the radio and the rainbow thing?
Christmas is so weird. Just give me booze and money.
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wendyomgzlol:
Wendy Williams: You don’t have any tattoos? Kim Kardashian: Honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?
i guess i’m just a volkswagen van, covered in bumper stickers.
wendyomgzlol:
babycoffin replied to your post: Holy fuck.
is it snuggletime?
yes hurry up before i fall asleep ok?
my flight leaves at 8:30 in the morning. i’ll be in atlanta by 7pm. can you stay awake until then?
jozzinmypants-deactivated201106 asked: What the fuck am I supposed to do without you and TL tomorrow evening? KILL ME NOW.
I want to watch a porn
where gay hipster dudes fuck each other’s stretched-out earlobes.
WHY DOESN’T THIS EXIST? AM I ASKING TOO MUCH?
