January 2011
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kafe0 asked: How do you feel about strudels? I am taking a poll.
“Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein
“You only lose what you cling to.”
– Buddha (via catherinevania)
jozzinmypants-deactivated201106 asked: Do you realize all our interactions on Facebook are just one big inside joke? I love us.
Funeral Blues by W. H. Auden.
asummerinohio:
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone. Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead Scribbling on the sky the message He is Dead, Put crépe bows round the white necks of the public doves, Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was...
SO AWKWARD
I don’t know how to function at adult parties. What to talk about? How to meet strangers? Need protips.
there is a fat child outside of my house
blameaspartame:
fat child, go away from here
i laughed way, way too hard at this.
mommas gettin drunk on Sea Breezes tonighttt
itsthatbitchbrittany:
brittany is my new favorite bitch as a direct result of this post.
Can people be strictly platonic friends with...
awkwardpenguin:
wendyomgzlol:
I don’t think so anymore. I think at least one party is always attracted, even if they keep it to themselves. They wait for an opportunity to pounce. If they don’t get that opportunity, it’s forever friend-zone and no one is ever the wiser.
Discuss?
I opened this tab this afternoon when I got home from school with the intent to throw in my ~two cents~, and I...
The History of Love, Nichole Krauss →
My brother and I used to play a game. I’d point to a chair. “THIS IS NOT A CHAIR,” I’d say. Bird would point to the table. “THIS IS NOT A TABLE.” “THIS IS NOT A WALL,” I’d say. “THIS IS NOT A CEILING.” We’d go on like that. “THIS IS NOT A CEILING.” “IT IS NOT RAINING OUT.” “MY SHOE IS NOT UNTIED!” Bird would yell....
